I went for a quiet run with someone who had better be nameless (call him Tim McCullen, for the record!!) We were in a pub where I was talking to a rather nice girl.
She mentioned it was her birthday and suggested we guess her age. I said 20 but my mate (?) suggested 25. ‘No’ she said it’s 21.’ Tim then said ‘Oh, and I thought I was being kind’
End of any possible romance!!
Ian (Doddy) Dodds Leading Seaman